I bet you all think that I have "a thing" for Latin women. Well, I do! They're absolutely gorgeous!
But you'd never know it if you met The Mrs G5. She's a blond WASP, except she's a Catholic, not a Protestant. The Mrs G5 knocked me out cold the day I first laid my eyes on her. That was in 1980. She's the real deal too. Good looks and big smarts. That's a lethal combination. And she knows it too.
The Mrs G5 gave me three wonderful children. One son, and two daughters and they're all a$$ kickers. They learned that from their mother. Especially that middle daughter who thinks she hip because she lives and works in Manhattan. She's the college educated math major that I fight with every time she sees me "Wasting your time looking at those stupid spreadsheets of yours and that idiot lottery software you have. I've told you a thousand times it's all random and you can not predict a dam thing!"
Do you know that very same snot nosed 25 year old kid just asked me for $1,000 to pay off the credit card she ran up???? So I said "Go ask your mother for it. I aint got it." I do have it, but since she's not nice when it comes to me and my lottery spreadsheets it'll be one cold day in Hell before I fork over a grand to her!
See, I figured her mother would never give it to her. Her mother gave it to her. Then The Mrs G5 says to her "That's your Christmas present! And don't you ever run that dam card up again because if you do, you can rest assured that's the last time I'm going to pay it off!" Yeah yeah yeah......
Women! Ya cant live with 'em and ya cant live without 'em. And I got three of 'em. That loser Mr. G5