Hey there Self, how's our hurt adoing? "Bug off," says Self. Serves you right for not paying attention. HUHHH? You almost 'eunichtatized' us with that inattention. Duhhh! Is it my fault that I was coming out of the shower trying to catch a phone call and tripped on the carpet which made me grab for the chest of drawers and slam the middle drawer on my overhang that made me yodel down the hall like a fire truck? Not funny Self. "You are right ofcourse, my man," says Self. But on instant replay, it was quite comical; "why are you so red in the face," asked Self? "They say that an inch is as good as a mile, right?" "SO?" retorts I! "just think about this, you may have stumbled on to the fountain of youth." 'Whaaaat?" Says Self---" if you lost half of what you have then you would be in your thirtys!'' Now that's going a bit far atom lips; why don't you take a 'quantum leap somewhere?'  (He, he, he,---small noise made by Self!)

  The gist of the little tale for you lottery players---Pay Attention to what you are doing! A short burst of inattention can bring you up short (cash wise!) And allowing others to hear you using expletatives that are very unseemly. Always make some sort of note to yourself if you have to leave off the concentration. If you should get caught in that 'other' situation, I can guarantee that you will be more cautious in the future!

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